vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Anonymous: im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink 

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asian:

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fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

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